Today's Special!

TODAY'S SPECIAL ~ Crazy with a shot of More Crazy


Am I hateful?

I barfed today during, not because I am trying out the new anorexia/bulimia diet that's all the rage in Hollywood but because I read this article...

12 Things Men Really Find Romantic
If you have been kicking yourself to reignite the spark with your husband/boyfriend/that dude that only calls after the bar is closing...go ahead and click on the link...I dare you!

However, teetering on whatever plagiarism legalities I may be facing with RedBook I am going to share with you some of my favorites and what I really think of them.
(side note - I am happily married and I do like my husband but I am also a realist)

1. Dress up for him
I have two toddler boys, my outfit needs to be ready for any catastrophe. Last I checked stilettos aren't the best footwear to run after my 3 year old when he decides to dart out into traffic. You want romance? I just saved our child from being plowed over by a mini van. I love you.

2. Touch him all over, all the time
I like to dig at the occasional black head on his back, if that's not sexy I don't know what is.

3. Give him a night out with the boys - no strings attached
Are you kidding me? You don't have to say that twice. The only way I'm going to be able to finish Slumdog Millionaire is if he gets out of the house hence allowing me to touch the remote.

4. Show up at his office
There is only one good reason to show up at his office and that is to make sure he isn't getting chummy with the secretary. My husband doesn't have an office and the closest thing he has to a secretary is the waitress at Leo's and guess what, I'M WATCHING YOU!

5. Make sex with him an event
Newsflash - if we are having sex it is an event! You want a little extra? Here is a sparkler...

6. Tell him a secret
I do, all of the things you all tell me not to tell anyone. BUSTED!

7. Slow down dinner
If we slow down dinner, then we extend the time the kids are up which means my bedtime is pushed later. Eat, kiddies baths/bed, relax and repeat the next day.
Tired Mommy = Mommy Dearest

8. Do a sexy little bump and grind striptease

Fondly ~ SumSum


  1. Oh, by the way...I see you 6 followers and raise you 12.

  2. 7 followers now but honestly all of those things are so true. I like to tell my DH that when he starts doing romantic things for me atleast 3 days a week I will start to think about " his needs."

  3. AMEN Summer! It's tough...but it's the best "job" in the world!!

  4. Men don't want romance. They want porn stars who can also save their kid from traffic and cook a mean meatloaf! RedBook apparently doesn't know anything about the average woman. Most of us don't have bump and grind. I know I personally have a bump and jiggle, which is just not appealing to most men, for some reason!
    Love this post, by the way!