I have no special instructions on such an accomplishment but rather this is a call for advice. How does one make a boy child turn into a grown ass man without the hole? Don't get me wrong, my guy is better than average (that's in case he reads this) but like most men has random and sometimes extended stays into assholedness. Sometimes I push him to it and some days he just takes the trip there on his own. From what I find 99.9% of women can say the same. Sometimes they are selfish assholes, absent assholes, deaf assholes, worthless assholes, polio ridden assholes, drunk assholes, dumb assholes but all with one thing in common ASSHOLES. So, if it is common knowledge that most (if not all) men are assholes then how do I make sure my sweet little baby boys don't wind up with the same nickname whispered by their wives as she takes another load of laundry up the stairs as he sits and watches UFC 1500? I think it's impossible, all of our sons will wind up being assholes. We won't think they are just like our MIL's don't think their sons are but they will be. So, instead of a call for advice I guess this has progressed into an apology to my future daughter in laws. I'm sorry that you are such bitches that drive my sweet baby boys into assholedness. Maybe if you would serve dinner a little bit warmer next time or rub his feet before bed he wouldn't treat you like the son stealing twat that you are.
Fondly ~ SumSum