It's already Tuesday...hmm, one week closer to death or if you're the positive type another day to live life to the fullest (barf).
I was told back in middle school by a very trusting OUIJA board that I would die at 19 in a car accident. I guess I got one over on Satan because I'm still busting a move in my early 30's...come and get me Lucifer. Something doesn't feel right about taunting the devil...WWJD?
Well, in addition to deflated boobs, rippled belly and peeing a little every time I jump on the trampoline after my two pregnancies I have acquired allergies. I don't know if being pregnant can create allergies but I am going to blame it on my spawn. Those little bastards! My nose is leaking like a broken faucet, I've been sneezing 7 to 10 times a day, and my eyes are itchy and watery. I feel like a freakin' Claritan commercial. Uggh, I want my pre-baby self back only let me keep the babies...although I do pump my fist in aggravation at the things they do driving me to break down and ask the doctor for xanex, I do love the little buggers and think they are awesome! Someday, Ryser and Hudson, when you are reading this that should make your heart smile. You're welcome!
I'm wondering if I buy running shoes I will actually start running...I'll keep asking myself that knowing I will never buy running shoes so I will never start running.
Back to the trampoline...I used to rock the trampoline in my youth and my boys just recently got a trampoline so I finally got on and gave it a whirl. My insides felt as if they were literally going to just fall out of my vagina with each jump. Also, as previously mentioned, I pee myself a little here and there. AWESOME! I'm doing my kegels right now.
Fondly ~ SumSum