Big Brother is obviously keeping a watchful eye on my internet voyages and has certainly sabotaged my afternoon blogging. I don't understand what the big deal is...sure, I am clearly not obeying the electronic communications policy set forth in the employee handbook but it's not like I'm the one knee deep in porn (today). I'm not the one sending love e-mails to the married person I'm having a lucid affair with in another department (yes, that is really happening and it is as juicy as it sounds). I'm not spending 20 minutes 3+ times each day in the handicap stall suffering from wicked IBS (we have code words for when not to enter the facilities; RED=do not enter/PINK=subtle shat scent/CLEAR=proceed with your own dump). I'm not traveling from cubicle to cubicle spreading my halitosis around the entire floor (I really think this person has a serious medical condition and their breath is screaming a warning to deaf ears). I'm certainly not the one sitting at my desk all day picking at acne on my neck and then going into the kitchen to grab cookies brought in for the whole office (no one touched the casserole this person brought in during the Christmas pot luck). I blog and if that's a crime, damn it, sue me but don't fire me because as much as I don't want to admit it I need this gig...at least until Andy Samberg stumbles upon my blog and wants me to write the follow up to Dick in a Box, Twat in a Tote.
Fondly ~ SumSum
I feel your post is an interesting read and i think my case is also very similar to yours and i am too is restricted from blogging.
ReplyDeleteI think that girls r the key of success and the sex but if u cant handle the girls so please better u leave them in your life gym girls are so hot when the bounsing of there tits that so seductive.
ReplyDeleteOMG disgusting that acne thing. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lol love your posts hunny
ReplyDeleteumm I'm going to have to ask Male Extra to leave because one I can't translate retard and anything labeled Male Extra isn't my cup of tea...I have all I need, thanks...
ReplyDeleteThe same kind of applies to A.Cne because I wasn't really going for interesting but thanks?
Annah, your posts on Memorial Weekend reminds me of my black out days...I miss them but keep that on the down low. I don't need a call from any sponsers.