I won something freak nasty followers!!!! Look at me! I SAID LOOK AT ME!!! (clapping and jumping up and down in excitement but careful not to give myself a black eye Dolly Parton style)! I have been waiting months for someone in blog land and not related or who I am paying for friendship to say, "Hey SumSum, I noticed you and you're kind of funny...you must have some sort of mood disorder" and guess what? Somebody freakin' did!
To check out who currently is in the lead as the President (& also a client) of my FAN CLUB, go here:
http://www.likeshessomebody.com/2010/07/frisky-feedback-friday-winners.html
All you other bitches better step up your game and tell me how awesome I am quick or it is OVER...well, not really, but let's just pretend I am really serious.
I can help get you started. SumSum is awesome because...(you fill in the rest!)
SumSum is awesome because she is so full of shit she makes me laugh at least once a week
ReplyDeleteMy dad used to say that my eyes are brown because I'm so full of shit so you are right "anonymous"...
ReplyDeleteOh I didn't know I was supposed to pump your ego by telling you how awesome you are. But I did see a "momtana" the other day and laugh my ass off.
ReplyDelete..because she says the things I never would, and has a terrible potty mouth. These things paired with the fact that she is also the sweetest cousin who will always give you a hug and tell you she loves you everytime she sees and talks to you makes her AWESOME!! I also feel the need to say that she has a SERIOUS talent with words and writing, and should totally write a book. 'Shit my dad says' and Chelsea Handler wouldn't stand a chance on the charts!
ReplyDeleteNote to self - whoring for compliments is AWESOME but regular whoring just because you need a Sweet Tea from McDonald's and you can't find a dollar in change in your back seat is NOT AWESOME. I get confused...
ReplyDeleteSis,I..........?
ReplyDelete....because you got pregnant through your belly button!
ReplyDeletebecause you say it like is and if you offend, oh well. That is awesome.
ReplyDeleteOhhhhhh, I get to be the President...Hell Yeah!!
ReplyDeletePs...Is "also a client" a hair club joke reference, and if so, do you really have a hair club, or connections to one because...I FUCKING SET MINE ON FIRE...
ReplyDelete...because you gave me the giggles with the Dolly Parton comment. I've been saying for years that I can't exercise because I will give myself black eyes! Uhhhh, yeah! That's why my butt is hanging off the edge of this chair.
ReplyDeleteAngie and I went to high school together, and I just wanted to let you know that she's as nutty in person as she is in the blogosphere!
I'm following you now! Wow, that sounded really stalkerish, but it's not, hee hee. Follow me back! I want in on this damn popularity contest!