Today's Special!

TODAY'S SPECIAL ~ Crazy with a shot of More Crazy

Tuesday

Liar Liar Pants on...Wait! Where are my pants?

Here is a list of totally awesome things that may or may not have happened to me in the past week.
  • I may or may not have won $1,253.00 on keno
  • I may or may not have had a lice scare that caused the entire family to be drenched in lice killing maybe autism causing lice killer shampoo
  • I may or may not have told the neighbor to please call the pound if my dog gets out of the yard again
  • I may or may not have made spaghetti
  • I may or may not be required to pay the state approximately $400 because of a faulty head light
  • I may or may not have seen an extra marital affair happen right before my eyes at my day job
  • I may or may not have visited the 'We Po Grocery Sto' in hopes to live on a smaller penny
  • I may or may not have gone to Huckleberry Junction

There you have it! One week of totally awesome things that may or may not have happened. They might all be true or they might all be false...that's only for me to know. Well, me and Drop Dead Fred.

Fondly ~ SumSum

P.S. I'm buying time until I can write something really witty in the next couple days...I'm a full time working mom with a part time sleep habit so give me a break you Frappe drinkers from the north!

2 comments:

  1. Drop Dead Fred made me laugh outloud. haha
    My question is did you REALLY win that much mula in Keno? SWEET!

    Also, Jen does NOT drink frappes and I haven't had one in ages. So nah nah!
    xo

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  2. nope, sadly I did not win keno...i no longer frequent the places where keno is played because unlike the 80's people frown upon bringing your children to the bar...what has happened to our world?

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