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TODAY'S SPECIAL ~ Crazy with a shot of More Crazy

Monday

Too easy...

Since the day I came into contact with WSKYGAL it seems that everywhere I look there is a vanity plate. I came across this one on my commute to work last week and I have been dying to write about it since...
Let me take you to the place I was when I came across this vehicle, obviously Square Lake and I-75 but I mean my mental place. It's around 8am or after since I'm chronically late to everything and I have been in the vehicle for over an hour. It's cold, it's raining and I'm pissed (this is usual for any weekday). Just at the moment where I usually start cussing because some nimrod is trying to cut in front of the long line of cars already going straight (the right lane ends and a lot of people miraculously forget that every day) I pull behind this vehicle.
The plate says FUNLOVN...you might think that what happened next is a song about everlasting love began playing on the radio and I started counting my blessings in life. That, my dear friend, is when I tell you we need to get together more because this took my already pissy mood to an all new level.
First off, you are driving a Chrysler Town & Country so I can pretty much say in all honesty there is nothing fun about your lovin'. In fact, I'm almost positive that any lovin' coming from the driver of this mini-van (let's be real and call it what it is) is strictly out of necessity to shut up her husband.
Second, this vehicle was packed with kids, JAM PACKED. So, if she were feeling fun or loving she has Dr. Feelgood on speed dial and I might need to meet her.
Third, if by some slim chance in hell this quack really is the fun loving bitch she states to be it's not necessary to advertise it. I don't want to read on your license plate that your life is awesome because I've been in my f'g car for over an hour and dropped my poor children off to be raised by someone else for the majority of the day and I need to pay my mortgage this week. Screw you and the Town & Country you rode in on...
Finally, I find happiness in believing that people who do have to advertise their happiness or update their facebook status on a daily basis about how great their life is in every way are truly messed up...so I am still better than them because I admit I am off my rocker and I'm taking my whole family along in my roller coaster of crazy. So in this pissing contest, I piss further and mine is more yellow (I need to drink more water).
Let's get real, embrace your psycho...
Fondly ~ SumSum

1 comment:

  1. I love you. I honestly love you. I am having a super stressful day (week, month, grrr..) and I just KNEW reading your post was going to make me laugh so loud that others in my office ask what the hell I'm doing. That is when I pass on your awesomeness...

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