Today's Special!

TODAY'S SPECIAL ~ Crazy with a shot of More Crazy


of course it is...

I was driving home and this chick driving a big monster truck drove up along side of me...

This truck was soooooo loud, obnoxiously loud, and the whole time I was at the stop light next to her I was irritated.  Who drives a truck like that?  Why is it necessary to irritate everyone else with your ridiculous noisy vehicle?  I hated this chick and if I were Inspector Gadget I would have used my go-go gadget arm to punch her in the throat!

As she pulled away the sound didn’t fade in the distance with her. It was right at that moment I realized it was my truck…the muffler fell off.  So, I punched myself in the throat...


  1. Oh no! Not good. Except next time punch the muffler.

  2. Ha ha, she was probably cussing at you while you were hating on her. I also hate the motorcycles that are extremely loud and pull up beside you and rev and rev and rev. We're so effin' impressed, so shut up already!

    How is your throat, by the way?

  3. OMgosh.....too funny. I loved how it was YOUR truck! I can always count on you for a laugh!

  4. LOL How did i miss this one!!!! lol Oh God, you're so awesome! lol