People start a war on them.
People raid places that house them.
People stash them so their niece/nephew won't steal them.
What did drugs ever do? They are just sitting quietly in your medicine cabinet, old coca-cola tin or bejeweled pill box wanting to make you happy, or help you sleep, or take away the feeling you are going to barf every time you have a family reunion to attend. Heck, they even make some people less annoying. Isn't it people that abuse drugs??? Let's just wipe out the population giving drugs a bad name!
This train of thought got me thinking about the different types of drugs and how they form. Do you know that magic mushrooms sprout from cow dung? Who is all, "let's save cows...cows are so cute and we shouldn't make them into big, juicy, delicious burgers?" The vegetarians! So, I am starting a new war against vegetarians because I think it's obvious they are behind the people abusing drugs...