- Drive with your blinker on. You can't hear the tick tick tick of your blinker because I'm not even in your car but because I see the light flashing my brain is making the fucking tick tick tick sound!?!
- Talk to me while I'm eating chips. I can't fucking hear you over the crispy crunchy deliciousness of these fried potatoes so you are just going to have to repeat yourself which also pisses me off...
- Saying something multiple times before you answer me and then suggest that I might be mumbling...I don't know how to mumble! I am the loudest, most obnoxious chick on the planet!
- Question me on why I didn't do A, B or C task when I was never even asked to do those tasks in the first place and then I have to spend the next 20 minutes searching my archive e-mails to prove I was never given those tasks. Productivity at it's finest right there!
- Make me explain why my last comment or joke or obscure statement is funny which I will have to do when you don't laugh at the appropriate time, or look at me with a "huh?" face...you are a fucking idiot obviously and my humor is that of a genius (think Rain Man)
- Yell at me on the highway when you are the one driving like Helen Keller...if Helen Keller had dementia.
How to piss me off...cont.
- Ask me how I am doing in a real cheery, happy to be alive, dripping with positivity voice when it is apparent that my day sucks donkey ass...and yes, it sucks an ass's ass.